I was babysitting my 10 year old brother and I fell asleep for a short time only to wake up to see he trashed the place. I started yelling at him immediately. Then he opened his mouth and in Obama’s voice said, “I don’t like your tone.” He transformed into a dinosaur and started eating my cats one by one.
listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy
If people spoke the way they do about millennials in regards to any other group you’re naturally born into (races, genders etc.) people would be appalled
Remember in high school when it felt genuinely true when your teachers told you that the popularity contests all ended after graduation? Social media turned that into one gigantic, sweeping-scale, lie.
People can and will always be able to tell you exactly where they were when 9/11 happened but find it questionable when victims remember details about an old sexual assault
not only is it refreshing but once you’re finished you can either chew on the ice or let it melt and then you have more water… choose your own adventure
